• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

tea-is-for-tardis:

thAt GUY IN THE GREEN SHIRT WHO DIDN’T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THOUGH

(Source: humoristics, via angelinejada)

Timestamp: 1369112385

tea-is-for-tardis:

thAt GUY IN THE GREEN SHIRT WHO DIDN’T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THOUGH

(Source: humoristics, via angelinejada)

greywardensexual:

DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN AUDIO LIMBO

(via crrocs)

don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes

(Source: radichul, via crrocs)

superwholockist:

my-dear-symphony:

remembersoufflegirl:

alohajohnny:

ohhigabby:

if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…


MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISE

pqreipfKNQTeg TOO PERF!!!

(Source: mistrel-fox, via vodkakilledtheteens)

Timestamp: 1369112227

superwholockist:

my-dear-symphony:

remembersoufflegirl:

alohajohnny:

ohhigabby:

if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…


MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISE

pqreipfKNQTeg TOO PERF!!!

(Source: mistrel-fox, via vodkakilledtheteens)

(via crrocs)